spongebob baylypants
when a skinny, sn-bby, ent-tled chick wears b-tt & form-fitting pants, but her b-tt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourgl-ss figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.
dude, how’s that date go the other night? well, she wore spongebob baylypants and her -ss looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but i did make that square box b-tt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when i did the deed!
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