shirt burglar


1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. a super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
definition 1

person 1: that johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

person 2: don’t you know that he is a shirt burglar?

definition 2

person 1: is that, that kn-b head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on sunday morning.

person 2: what a shirt burgular

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