spongebob kelp

(noun) a substance that many jamaicans and hippies smoke. commonly known as marijuanna or weed.
jamaican guy 1:yo mon, you got any o’ dat spongebob kelp mon?
jamaican guy 2:yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
happy jamaican people 🙂

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