spongebob syndrome


the square feeling of your b-tt after you’ve been sitting in the same position for far too long.
hillary: (gets up from chair she’s been sitting in for hours) “ow! i have spongebob syndrome!”

kristina: “what’s that?”

hillary: “when you’ve been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your b-tt feels square.”

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