spontaneous combustion
getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. aka flying off the handle.
sometimes i feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then i try to think to myself, “how will this fix the situation” and “what if i hurt someone, or do something very regrettable.” i try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play halo.
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