spontaneous masturbation
jacking off at random times in random places. if someone is a spontaneous m-st-rb-t-r, you never know when they will just whip their d-ck out and start beating it.
zach pulled his d-ck out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. this is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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