a type of person that owns multiple body pillows and furiously m-st-rb-t-s to them multiple times a day.
dakota confessed to his mother that he was a spoogalooger, she couldn’t believe it!
inf-cktuated is defined as an unhealthy attraction to a particularly eye catching, pant wetting fitty….. “oh my lord…. i cant stop thinking about that hot barmaid mimsy… i’m totally inf-cktuated with her… i’m ordering another c-ke”
a particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer s-x. have you seen that scrumbelina that works at the creek?….. it looks reyt tasty….
- snail hatin
the way dyslexics hail satan. “hey dude, what you up to?” “oh you know, just snail hatin’.”
dreckly is something that you will get around to at some point in the future, possibly never. of course i’m going to do the dishes, i’ll do it dreckly. an unspecified amount of time, similar in meaning to manana, but definitely cornish.. it means it’ll happen .. . dreckly… the boats will be back from […]
- two legged tw*t monkey
something funny call ya m8 lou lou ya two legged tw-t monkey