spoon test

the spoon test is a way to check if a person is asleep. if you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you “spoon” them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their b-ttocks into your groin-ial region. if they writhe away, they are likely awake. if they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. the spoon test is a very inaccurate test.
did you spoon test jerry? i swear he’s faking.

well, i’m not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

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