spoozm
the simultaneous occurrence of p–ping, sneezing, and ejaculating. it is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.
1. during the debate, mitt romney sneezed on stage. he was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.
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