Sporge
what is screamed whilst running through a crowded mall, after ingesting a combination of too many tootsie roll midgies and dr. pepper.
danny: “sporge!!!”
(mall rent-a-cop) “we’ve got a 159 near the hot topic, we’re gonna need back-up…”
danny: (now running) “sporrrrrge!”
a greenish-brownish solution that looks disgusting but can be quite delicious.
green kool-aid can be considered sporge.
variant of “spooge”
s-m-n. if you don’t know what that is, try to think back to the s-x video they showed you in fifth grade.
hey bob, you’ve got some sporge on your chin.
getting sporge in your eye can spread aids.
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