spork
to spork: when a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to s-xual intercourse.
woman: “let’s cuddle”
man: “okay.”
woman: “this feels nice.”
man: “yes it does.”
woman: “hey, i feel that, are you trying to spork me?”
a spork, what else?
and on the 8th day, g-d decided that adam and eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. thus, the spork, a combination of the pr-ngede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. they are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. there only weakness is that they can’t stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
spork, g-d’s true gift to men.
spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporkage: that fat-ss just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.
what happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.
the fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when i opened it, it was full of sporks.
another word for trans-xual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.
son- why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?
dad- because, he is a spork son.
1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of m-ss distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)not a utensil
6)projectile
1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they’re ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
the god of silverware.
use sporks instead of forks and spoons. you’ll end up saving table sp-ce.
another word for trans-xual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.
son- why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?
dad- because, he is a spork son.
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