Spork Ninja


a spork ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. they will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

not to be confused with spork sensei
person#1: dude! weak! something decapitated kenny!

person#2: ewwwww, looks like a spork ninja attack to me…

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