sporridge
a word used in lieu of ‘sorry’ when you don’t really mean it.
generally delivered with a degree of sarcasm in it’s tone. also, eye contact with the recipient should be avoided. perhaps even a minor eye roll would be appropriate.
nicole: ‘rob, i can’t believe you didn’t open the cab door for me!’
rob: sporridge!
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