Sport of Kings
it is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one sh-ts the entire trip. then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you sh-t, then weigh yourself after and whoever’s sh-t weighs the most wins.
so we were playing the sport of kings on our 2 day ftx, and bloggins won with a 5 pound log
see horse racing
horse racing is known as the sport of kings.
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