Spring Jam
the annual university-hosted block party that occurs on the minnesota twin-cities campus. celebrated by the fellowship of good friends and the consumption of cheap beer, university residents and alumni come together for this week-long event that includes but is not limited to: excessive drinking, fires, police, riots, tear gas, rubber bullets, dudes falling over on their bicycles, and putting uw-madison’s “mifflin street block party” to shame.
“hey mom, can you cover my bail so i can get out of jail? i was at spring jam last night.”
“we got spring jammed so hard last night.”
“dude, check out this awesome bruise i got from a rubber bullet during spring jam.”
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