sportgasm
occurs when a sport commentator m-st-rb-t-s
radio: “we’re five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now…they’re gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. wow!! what a flawless transition from the right to left hand! now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. and white fire!!!!!!!!!
dan: i didn’t know d-ck vital does a sportgasm show.
the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.
final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.
blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.
after vince young’s touchdown run to beat usc in the 2006 rose bowl national championship game, i had a sportgasm.
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