sportin a softy


when a guy’s got a limp p-n-s while naked in public. the power to not get a b-n-r is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
justin: “wow, good times last night.”
jason: “didn’t think it was going to turn into a nudie party.”
chad: “yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it.”

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