snow cow

a term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of michigan, is somewhat attractive and pet-te at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh up winter hits. this is most evident at mtu where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.
“wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow”
fat, ugly b-tches from schools like nmu or uw madison.
i went up north this weekend and i got stuck in traffic on 41 for 3 hours because a herd of snow cows was migrating west because the kegs all went dry in the east and beer googles started falling off.
pale, very overweight, shaped like a fire hydrant women with football helmet hair styles that live in upstate michigan
no way the snow cow would fit into the size 5 dress like she insisted.
a 40-65 year old mom from the northern midwest who used to be pet-te but then she got fat & saggy, her husband cheated on her, she got divorced, and now she tries to live through her teenage daughter’s life. frequently found in bars gossiping w/ other snow cows and wearing t-shirts with rhinestone martini gl-sses. has the social maturity of an 18-year-old. enjoys: sitting on facebook for hours at a time ripping apart innocent girls with her b-tchy daughter.
thank goodness aschleigh’s mom is a snow cow– she provided all the liquor for last night’s underage rager and drank with us! maybe she’ll post pics on her facebook!
snowcow- n. unpleasent and huskey females that dwell in cold areas.
a: look at that girl, shes so ugly!
b: i know dude, what a snowcow!!!
(1) an overweight tundra wookie.
(2) any woman who you pick up in an alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
roomie: dude, did you go home with that chick from ivorys last night?
me: no, thank god, she was a snow cow.
typically a female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.
she says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. it’s his fault she is fat, what a snow cow” or “she won’t get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he ‘held her back from her goals’ all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. i can’t believe he ever married such a snow cow.”