Sports-Bookers


as opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it’s their own personal sports blog.
i’ve stopped watching espn in lieu of the fact that the sports-bookers always keep me updated from my computer.

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