Sports Cry


the permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team’s accomplishments. also acceptable at the end of a cl-ssic sports motion picture. only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
i sports cry every time at the end of ‘angels in the outfield’.

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