Sports Troglodyte
one who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of espn. these people would prefer watching mindless repet-tive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as the science channel, the history channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
i went to the gym today and all 10 tvs were on espn. g-d i wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious tvs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
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