deus ex vagina
(n.) ‘da-&s-“eks-‘vä-gi-n& an unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having s-x introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.
“…so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was h-t by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. but then they had s-x, and all of their problems were immediately solved!”
“s-x… cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?”
“yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex v-g-n-.”
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