spotch


a person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.
going into the hoboken train station saying “pack of marlboro” i am a spotch.
(n) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.
“can you please scratch my spotch?”
to light on fire, or egnite.
lighting anything on fire
hey jon, spotch that doobie up
to egnite or light on fire
hey jon, spotch it up.
spotch up that doobie.
a rare disease you can only get through hand contact. they are still looking for a cure.
doctor says i got spotch and they can’t cure me right now.
the area between your -n-s and your genitals (perineum). gender neutral form of b-n-s.
i’ve got an itch on my spotch!

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