Spotify and Side Hug
a sad step below “netflix and chill”, it’s what you would use in some “b-tch -ss punk” you don’t want to hang out with.
guy: “hey how about we go back to my place and we netflix and chill?”
girl: “ummm… how about we just “spotify and side hug instead?”
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