spotted dick


a type of a british desert
h-llo sir, would you like some spotted d-ck?
(n.) syphilis
the poor chap’s spotted d-ck landed him in the hospital.
a boiled british pudding that may be purchased tinned.
is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted d-ck?
n. raisin bread
also see spotted dog
“i love eating home baked spotted d-ck”
1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of s-xual stimulization
oh sh-t! there she go! ho just spotted d-ck!!
genital herpes (ouch!)
probably hurts alot to choke your spotted d-ck

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