spracture


when someone said something really stupid and you are not completely sure they made it past the first grade… or when you can’t tell it you sprained or fractured a bone
definition one:

person a: hey what notebook are you bringing to cl-ss?

person b: january

person a: you have spractured all of my brain cells out of existence

definition 2:

aww cr-p i spractured my leg now i cant move…

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