spradle
to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your -ss
she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!
too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)
i was walkin to cl-ss with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn’t see me peel my sack off my leg.
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