spray bottle
when you have s-x with a girl for so long and shes so uninspired by your s-xual prowess she starts to dry up.
guy 1:dude, so i was banging sally last week for 2 hrs and i had to get the spray bottle out.
guy 2: she was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.
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