Spray Tan
when you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.
last night i ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her b–b!
when your doing a bird up the gary glitter and she has diarrhea, whilst having s-x it creates a thumb over hose spray effect on your stomach
i was doing this chick up the -rs- the other day and ended up getting a spray tan
when you fart in someones face while they are sleeping.
jason was sleeping and i gave him a spray tan alarm to wake him up.
i gave that b-tch a spray tan after she had been snoring all night.
when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend
“oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?” “no dude, it’s ok, just hope she didn’t have carrots cuz then it will be orange.”
when another man sprays cr-p on his boyfriend
gayman 1. hey man that was a sweet spray tan you gave me last night
gayman 2. yeah there was sh-t flying every where it even got on the walls
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