Spraying Mantis
a spraying mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl’s mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you j-zz. -on a sidenote, make sure she doesn’t bite the head off your d-ck afterward, females have been known to do that-
“so she said she would only give you a bj? i hope you punished that b-tch with a spraying mantis!”
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