spread my mulch
the act of h-m-s-xual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. the event usually involves much -n-l play with the addition of glitter and various wooden b-tt plugs. the event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.
the weather is going to be nice this weekend! i’m seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch sat-rday that will include pizza and beer. i will then be open to play a little golf sunday (or potentially sat-rday afternoon if we start early and finish early). you can’t p-ss up this tremendous opportunity! who’s in?
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