Spread the Butter


for those that are extremely -ss-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. keeping up with -sshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. it would be easy just to drag your -ss across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. common methods to wiping ones -ss can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your -ss with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any tp!), or any other situation where toilet paper is subst-tuted with something.
“i was greasier than all h-ll so i had to spread the b-tter with joe’s ferret.”
using your still hard c-ck to spread your j-z all over a girls -ss after pulling out and shooting a load on said -ss.
my favorite thing about doggy style is pulling my c-ck out and shooting my load on a girls -ss so i can spread the b-tter.

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