spread the map


when you grab the skin from your n-ts-ck with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. the veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
bobby: “hey man, don’t show me your sack.”
joko: “chill out, i’m just speading the map so that my p-b-s can get some air.”
bobby: “stop. my mom might walk in.”
joko: “oh, well she likes it when i spread the map over her face.”

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