spreadable


word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. a development of the term b-tters for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
b-tters…b-tter…lurpak spreadable… spreadable.
spreadable …your mum’s rather spreadable, don’t you agree?
plural for sl-tty women who “spread” their legs
“darren do you have the herp?”

“yeah i had too many spreadables”

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