Spring Blueballs
what happens in april when you get dosed with some s-xy 70-80 degree foreplay. the snow is melted and spring has come at last! but mother nature ain’t givin it up that easy. just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.
seems to be common in montana, the dakota’s and wyoming.
some chick -“i can’t believe it’s snowing today and it was 75 yesterday.”
you- “yeah, talk about spring blueb-lls.”
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