spring break

a week where all the dumb kids go to cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.
ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.
the time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (in march or april) descend upon vacation resorts such as cabo, cancun, miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!
girl 1: “hey, have you heard about the new spring break hot spot?”
girl 2: “no, where is it?”
girl 1: “intercourse pennsylania! amish country! i can’t wait to get freaky at the barn raising! mtv is going to be there! i gotta go out and buy an apr-n to go with my dress!”
why my mattress is no longer comfortable.
argh, that stupid spring broke again. now i’ll never get to sleep!
a week long recess from the cofines of rigid college life. many students partic-p-te in such acts as: heavy drinking, pot smoking, having s-x, tanning on various beaches, and generally p-ssing out. these is often done with a large groups of friends who all want to party hard and have a good time, while simultaneously erasing all memories of academia (and all-night study attempts) from their lives. many blackmail pictures ensue from this week-long trip, relationships dissolve, and grades slip another notch.
“spring break was insane: the police broke-up our parties twice, one girl got caught with marijuanna, and april had s-x with chad!”
a small vacation where you don’t have school for a week in spring, usually in march or april.

spring break is famouse because high schoolers and people in college often use this time to go to someplace warm (such as florida or cancun) and go wild and crazy, with lots of s-x and beer.
marie was greatful for a break from college. she went to the beach for spring break, and ended up getting drunk and having s-x.

robby was greatful from a break from 6th grade. he went to his house for spring break and ended up playing playing video games the entire week.
a ritual event that takes place from anywhere from late march to early april. the partipants are high school and collage students; these strange creatures both engage in a varity of activities to drive any memeories of the school year from their minds. activites include, but ar not limited to; dancing on tables, getting laid, getting stoned and/or drunk, partying, dancing, and staying home and doing absloutely nothing at all. some ragic consequences can result from this dangerous but important rite of p-ssage, including your girl/boy freind finding out you cheated them with 8 other boys/girls, your parents finding out how much of an animal u really are, throwing up, getting pregeant, getting raped, and getting killed.
i found out my girl had hooked up with 4 other guys over spring break and i knew it was over.
a time of year usually in late march or early april where high school and college kids have an excuse to party and get drunk. it also gives an excuse to hook up with anyone and everyone, no matter who you have back home.
it’s not my fault baby, it was spring break, i had no choice but to bang the blind chick!