spring cottage


the spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. it is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an inside christmas tree when it was put into a christmas tree stand, but after seeing it’s family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people’s walkways and has pizza with the ninja turtles.
that dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.
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