Spring eye
describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. the eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.
i came into work this morning and debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while i tried to flirt with her up real close. i didn’t realise it was because of my spring eye until i checked in the restroom mirror later.
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