Spring, Texas


boring town filled with annoying pine tress and located north of h-town. population about 36,000. in their spare time, most kids there go hang out at the woodlands mall or get stoned.
spring is gay. i can’t wait to get out of here.
boring, lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper “gangsters”, pot heads, tools, and pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.
i’d rather have a root c-n-l than live in spring any longer.

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