Springfield


if you n-gg-z dont already know springfield m-ssachusetts is tha sh-t we the home of the dopest lifestyles around and dont n-body f-ck with a springfield n-gg- and get away woith it for real bruhh if you dont give respect the the realest f-ckin town in the state of m-ss then you can get da f-ck out cuz we dont f-ck with b-m -ss b-tches like you. we got the realest gangs schools and ballers around d-mn m-th-f-cka we the home of basketball m-th-f-cka thats right i said basketball you think we need your b-tch -ss when we the f-ckin inventors of the godd-mn nba forreal n-gg- if it wasnt for us your b-tch -ss wouldnt even be able to say ball is life so check yourself and f-ck up before you cross the wrong n-gg-q who pop a cap in yo sorry -ss for dropping sh-t on his city. like m-th-f-cka we drink vodka for breakfast you little b-tch you think you can f-ck with that d-mn boi you do not f-ckin want in smh get the f-ck out you p-ssy and dont ever talk sh-t bout bangfield again for one of my gang boy n-gg-s puts a glock to your sorry -ss head smh little b-tch
some b-tch -ss n-gg-s from longmeadow wanted to talk sh-t likr they had a big game but the ballers from springfield put them in thier place real quick. #bangfield #f-ckboys
where homer simpson lives.
springfield usa!! =p
a big–ss town in western m-ss that is pretty much a sh-thole. i’ve spent time there, and both my parents grew up there. it’s number 18 on the list of most dangerous us cities.
one time i was in springfield and i sh-t you not, witnessed someone set a car on fire with a tiki-torch.
a city in western m-ssachusetts, pop. 160,000. home of:

– basketball

– volleyball (invented in holyoke, a springfield suburb)

– dr. seuss

– indian motorcycles

– the springfield armory (stocked the us military with rifles since before the us civil war up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

– the springfield indians ahl hockey team, whose claim to fame was that snoop dogg wore their jersey at the end of the gin and juice video (or “what’s my name?”, i can’t remember).

– and presumably more stuff that i can’t think of right now.

lots of puerto ricans live there now.
“of all the cities that i have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, springfield is definitely one of them.”
-learned wise man.
hick town smack-dab in the middle of midwestern ohio. home of john legend, wittenberg university and schulers donuts. lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.
springfield’s okay, but i can’t wait to get the h-ll out!
nickname for a five round, bolt action rifle made at springfield armory also known as an ’03 (named so because of the model year of the rifle, the model 1903 springfield rifle). fired .30 caliber rounds. was the main weapon for infantry during world war i. usage of the rifle continued into early world war ii, until it was completely replaced by the semi automatic, eight round m1 garand. afterwards, the springfield mainly saw usage as a markman’s rifle in the u.s armed forces and served as the standard american sniper rifle during wwii, korea, and vietnam.
u.s ranger sharpshooter private jackson (played by barry pepper) famously uses a 1903a4 springfield sniper rifle in combat in steven spielburg’s world war ii drama, saving private ryan.
1. name of many cities. the largest and most well-known springfield is in m-ssachusetts. it’s home to the basketball hall of fame. springfield, il is also well-known by elementary school students as a state capital, but otherwise, it’s a backwater. springfield, mo is even more of a backwater but it’s home to sw missouri state univ (sms). there are also smaller springfields in new jersey, pennsylvania, vermont, oregon and ohio. none of these are worth discussing.
2. the fictional town where tv’s the simpsons live. it’s not supposed to be in any state; rather, it’s springfield, usa. identifying it with any real city would be a real embar-ssment because this springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
we drove through springfield on our way to springfield.
springfielders thumb this up, other towns dont hate. don’t know what we’re about? lemme sum this up, we got what you need, we charge premium for premium quality, and beer is cheap. hard alcohol is part of our food pyramid. from the bottom all the way to the top, we stay springfield true, and when sh-t hits the fan a springhood boy got his bros backs. hate us or love us, we are what we are, and dont forget who runs this county like the way it’s supposed to be. don’t like it? suck it up and move on with your life, it’s not gonna change any time soon.

springfield’s got the closest crews you’ll ever meet, and if you try to start sh-t within our borders you’re bound to get wrecked. f-gs that start sh-t within our own town get ended fast, might as well get out if you’re gonna be a b-tch. springfielders stay on good terms with our neighbors, dont start anything and you got a free p-ss to all the product and protection you need. friends are what make springfield a place to be, we stay close and dont let no one start trouble and get away with it.
person a: springfield’s a great town.
person b: yeah, they got some real good stuff and some real good people.
person a: don’t forget the hot girls.
person b: how could you? springfield girls are banginnn

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