Springsteen Day Adventist
members of the cult that follows bruce springsteen (they byp-ssed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything broooooooooooooooooce does is genius and without fault.
“‘springsteen did ‘i wanna be sedated’ and improved on that cr-p group the ramones’ original,’ the springsteen day adventist informed me.”
“the springsteen day adventist balled his fists at me and said, ‘shut up! he may live in a gated house, but springsteen is still a man of the people!'”
“‘your gay,’ typed the springsteen day adventist to a negative comment about the boss posted on youtube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to broooooooooooooooooce.”
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