sprinkler dick
when you take your first p-ss after blowing a load. the way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
jess: mike, what the h-ll happened to the bathroom? did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
mike: no man. i was up all night banging miss perfect t-ts. i woke up this morning to take a p-ss and had a major case of sprinkler d-ck.
the act of urinating while shaking your p-n-s from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. thus resulting in a p-ss soaked area.
judging by the p-ss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, i had a serious case of sprinkler d-ck last night after the bar.
when you’re taking a p-ss and the end of your d-ck stays squeezed shut, making the p-ss spray in several different non-toilet directions.
not to be confused with the “spray and pray”.
dude, my gf keeps gettin’ on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!
i know that feel bro, it’s called sprinkler d-ck.
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