Sprinter Dater
a person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.
jane: is nick still dating that bethany chick from last week?
kelsey: no! he’s dating adriana.
jane: what happened to bethany?
kelsey: we all know he’s a sprinter dater.
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