Spronder


a breed of c-ck blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. so at the end of the day, it’s a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can’t even enjoy each other and call a cab!
hot chick: “who’s this kid hitting on this erica?”

dude: “oh, this is eric…don’t know who told him about this party…”

hot chick: “yeah, you can obviously tell that she can’t stand him…”

dude: “yeah…i know…he’s such a spr-nder…”

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