sprongle
to render injured, to mess up, to hurt
‘he fell over and spr-ngled his ankle when he was running away from that antelope’
an lone or odd sock
oh cr-p! i lost my sock. now i only have a spr-ngle 🙁
a word used to describe curly hair.
whether the curls are tight or loose, they are known as spr-ngles.
mainly because they spring back when pulled and released, therefore being ‘springy’ or ‘spr-ngly’.
awww, your niece looks so cute with her, blonde, curly spr-ngles.
s-m-n, or more specifically, the little “love tadpoles” found therein. often to be found liberally applied to the face and flesh pillows of “art film” actresses.
post-vasectomy, it is believed that the remaining spr-ngles can back up and may present some danger of testicular rupture.
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