a form of imaginary s-m-n that engulfs one’s body as they are getting absolutely dominated at foozball.
“wow, that guy is horrible at fooz”
ball goes in again.
“sprootz!!” makes masturbation gesture and throws at individual.
when your partic-p-ting in -n-l s-x the man c-ms and he pulls out and it runs down the girl and around the v-g-n-l area
- the not-necessarily-religious
the perfect religion for those who aren’t sure if they really believe in a god, but don’t want to risk the big red one. based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn’t believe in rules as such, […]
- the open-face sandwich
the act of spreading a partner’s b-tt cheeks and filling the crack with s-m-n and eating it yourself. “i had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her v-g-n- was so nasty.”
- Theoretical Whore
a person who likes everybody but can;t get a single one. “yo, you see that ugly girl over there? she’s a theoretical wh-r-.”
one who drives a cadillac g-d d-mn, that n-gg-‘s lacked.