Sprouled
the act of being rejected or turned down. originates from scott sproules constant rejection of a good role in all his movies by the directors.
mike: hey lily would you like to go out some time?
lily: not at all mike you suck and smell of onions
jake: hahha lol that kid totally just got sprouled!
josh: haahah totally what a loser
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