sprtsgy
a guy who likes sports but not vowels. this guy lives for sports. sprts sprts sprts sprts, nothing but sprts.
1) person 1: -receives text- – ‘wnt 2 c wzrds nxt mnth?’
person2: who is it from?
person3: ____, he’s such a sprtsgy.
2) alternative is an insult: sprtsgy, for someone who calls themself sprtgy, i’ve never seen you speak about sports. you must be one of those lame people who think chess is a real sport or something and are national champion at it. no hate plz chess wizz.
pr-nounced as it is read – sprtsgy. if you have difficulty, try saying ‘sprouts’ without the ‘ou’.
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