spruce beer


a delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. it seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the united states is to spend a few days in canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. the customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it’s a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it’s an explosive! spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. it’s possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the us.
i once tasted canadian spruce beer. mouth-o!

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