Spruce

to get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your -n-s hole.

made up on an army camp in april 2005
1. bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, its bleeding.. braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highcl-ss word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
“hey man i just banged joe’s mom”
“that’s cool”

“hey man i just banged joe’s hot bis-xual sister”
“spruce”
another word meaning to f-ck
im about to spruce with that chick
someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or ‘sprucing’).
order of spruce:
spruce mcginty – lil bit of a spruce
spruce mcgriggins – more of a spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
spruce baily – average spruce
spruce mcgoy – big spruce (total tw-t)
spruce mcduff – ultimate w-nkstain!!
omd, that dude over there is a total spruce mcginty
the spruce, the spruzla or the spruce moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.
“lets h-t the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones”
word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(australian)
“let’s go back to the spruce.”
“let’s blow this spruce.”
“who’s at the spruce?”
“….the spruce should be on.”
another form of spruce is a spruce brannigans. basically this is a little b-st-rd who wears a back pack that is twice as big as him. little fokkers!
“hey you guys, check out the spruce brannigans over there! f-kin spruce!”

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